ARIANA GRANDE ASTROLOGY
Ariana Grande’s Birth Chart Is “Fabulous” Incarnate
Ariana Grande was born on June 26, 1993. This means that she’s a softie Cancer Sun, charming Libra Moon, and if we are to believe her reported birth time listed online, she is also a Capricorn Ascendant. Unless a celeb is literally texting me their birth time directly (this is a regular thing for me), then I’m less likely to believe some random stalker was actually able to unearth their birth certificate (creepy, but thank you for doing God’s work for astrology. Namaste.)
Cancer Sun’s are most notably people who are deeply empathic, fiercely protective, and have a hard shell to crack initially. They possess the softest of hearts, but if you cross them, you will get chopped in half by their claws! On one hand, Cancers are so often talked about in the sweetest of ways—hey, I love them, so I will continue to give them good press—but they do have a sassy side to them, too. My cat is a Cancer and let’s just say that when he’s in a mood, he will shit on the floor and act like it’s my fault. Their emotions run deep—for better or for worse.
Grande’s Libra Moon is what makes her so charming and popular when you get to know her and it really comes through in her music. This often makes someone deeply romantic, always aspiring for their “one,” and can lead them to jump into relationships because rather than being alone, they’d rather be alone with a boo together (so romantic). Libra Moons can intellectualize their feelings, which is what helps her wake up when she is feeling down and be like: “Snap out of it, bitch! Remember who you are and strut!
Last but certainly not least, if we are to believe her birth time is accurate, that makes her an icy Capricorn Ascendant. The thing I find so fascinating about this, though, and the reason I actually believe this could be an authentic birth time is because Uranus, the planet of rebellion, and Neptune, the planet of fantasy, are directly placed upon her Ascendant. This means that those energies—of drama, passion, illusion, and delusion—are blended with her boss babe vibes. Talk about a lot going on. No wonder she’s so captivating!
Ariana Grande’s Relationships Are A Hot Mess, but Mostly Hot
When we get to Grande’s love languages and relationships, she’s not afraid of intensity. Her Venus, connected to her romantic side, is in fiercely loyal and stubborn Taurus. This is one of the reasons she can’t get over someone until she lets out allllllll the feels. Her Mars, connected to her sex drive, is in another Earth sign—Virgo. This means that she likes to take it slowly when it starts getting sensual and intimate, but once she likes someone she will let her freak flag fly! Virgo Mars is one of the kinkiest energies, so even if she doesn’t talk about them whips and chains, I’m gonna just toss it out there that other people with Virgo Mars like ‘em and I’ll let you read between the lines. Her Mercury, connected to her communication style, is in emotional Cancer and falls in her sector of partnerships—showing that she demands complete attention to the nuances of her moods by a lover. Someone that can do this and be receptive to all of that wins her heart every time.
Deeper Insight Into the Masterpiece that is Ariana Grande
If that wasn’t enough insight into Grande’s very spicy birth chart, there are a few final details I want to highlight. Her Sun, tied to her life force, is in a powerful alignment with Jupiter, the planet of luck and expansion, as well as her Moon, tied to her inner life. This brings her tremendous opportunities for success, but with several hiccups on the way to test her. Lucky breaks will happen throughout her life, making her feel #blessed, but it also often creates an inflated ego. This is to overcompensate for insecurity underneath it all. Also, ups and downs are guaranteed throughout her entire lifetime! Buckle up, Grande fans! You know what that means? Hella good music! Sign me up, baby! Make me feel something!
The last thing to mention is that her Venus makes a lot of interactions within her birth chart, too. It links with dreamy Neptune, bringing her magnetic creative genius, as well as Uranus, causing her to connect with unique and eccentric people. This also triggers an innate struggle between wanting complete devotion or total commitment in her relationships. Last, her Venus clashes with Pluto, meaning that she often experiences instant attractions and very intense relationships. However, they often end up in power struggles or filled with jealousy and manipulation. This is something she will be able to navigate more as she grows, but it is certainly something she has witnessed multiple times. Of course this doesn’t spell bad luck in love forever, but it does show that once she utilizes love as a true catalyst for positive change—which she hopefully has done with her husband—she will live a long and peaceful married life. Except just kind of kinky.
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